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It’s Time We Started Looking After the Energy Company CEOs, Not Windfall-Taxing Them
The woke loony left have got it into their tiny minds that we should be imposing a Windfall Tax upon energy companies. They’ve been...
Michael Fabricant Sends Hair To Represent Him In Parliament
A worried Michael Fabricant today sent his hair to “reserve a spot” for him in Parliament. The Tory MP joked nervously on Twitter about...
Liz Truss Takes Photoshoot With Arrested Tory MPs
Tory leadership hopeful Liz Truss came under fire today for arranging a photoshoot at the precise moment a Conservative MP was arrested. Truss, who...
Queen sprints for Elizabeth Line train, raising questions about absence from parliament
It appears that the driver of the 10:38 from London Paddington had not been informed that her majesty The Queen was to appear on...
Jeremy Hunt: How I would fix Jeremy Hunt
Jeremy Hunt today offered to fix the mess that is Jeremy Hunt. Apologising for the last 55 years of Jeremy Hunt and appearing to...
MP claims scroungers using Food Banks because they don’t have a cook
A senior Tory MP has angered local constituents by berating scroungers for using food banks because they don’t have a cook. Crispin d’Hautefort, MP...
Senior Tory Fired For Making Sense – Gove Intervenes
The Conservative Party has withdrawn the whip from MP Quentin Butterscotch (Forest of Belch) after he appeared on breakfast TV and appeared to make...
Nick Ferrari Identifies as a Person of Colour. Red.
An embattled Nick Ferrari today attempted to hold back the tears on his morning call-in on LBC Radio as he told his readers that...
Conservative Councillors Deny Existence of Boris Johnson
Conservative Councillors around the country have joined together to deny the existence of Boris Johnson and portray him as a ‘wokerati invention to smear...