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Mumsnet Kidnap Boris Johnson, Nation Awaits His Fate

Boden balaclava-clad mums have today kidnapped Prime Minister Boris Johnson and are believed to be holding him in a high-security play pen until he...

Healthcare

Cat Scientists Develop Opposable Thumbs, Threaten Humankind

Cat Scientists from the Feline University of Suburban Slough (FUSS) claimed today that they have finally developed opposable thumbs. In a gene-splicing experiment with...

Politics

GMB Viewers Suspect Grant Shapps’ Naked Dance Routine Designed To Deflect Attention From Sue Gray Report

Horrified viewers today took to social media after witnessing Grant Shapps dance naked in front of Richard Madeley and Susanna Reid, with some accusing...

Politics

Johnson Photo “Clearly a ColdWarSteve” montage, claims Daily Mail

A raging Dan Hodges had to be restrained by colleagues today as he penned his morning column which ranted and raved about a “blatant...

Politics

Rishi 2.0 Rebrand Pitch Deck LEAKED to the Daily Shame

The branding agency assigned to Rishi Sunak’s latest rebrand has come under fire after its pitch deck was LEAKED to us at the Daily...

Lifestyle

[ADVERT] New ‘Where’s Sue Grey’ Book Selling Out Fast!

Kids are just LOVING the new “Where’s Sue Grey” book, inspired by the Where’s Wally series of books. These great books will keep your...

Politics

Michael Fabricant Sends Hair To Represent Him In Parliament

A worried Michael Fabricant today sent his hair to “reserve a spot” for him in Parliament. The Tory MP joked nervously on Twitter about...

Celebrity

Queen sprints for Elizabeth Line train, raising questions about absence from parliament

It appears that the driver of the 10:38 from London Paddington had not been informed that her majesty The Queen was to appear on...

Politics

Jeremy Hunt: How I would fix Jeremy Hunt

Jeremy Hunt today offered to fix the mess that is Jeremy Hunt. Apologising for the last 55 years of Jeremy Hunt and appearing to...

Politics

MP claims scroungers using Food Banks because they don’t have a cook

A senior Tory MP has angered local constituents by berating scroungers for using food banks because they don’t have a cook. Crispin d’Hautefort, MP...